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There is more than one way to sell out the cat
Submitted by Erik Gonzalez on July 3, 2007.And another milestone falls!
Fergie, the former meth-smoking "singer" for the Black Eyed Peas (I think her real job description is "midriff exposer"), has signed a $4 million deal with Candies to, well, sing about their clothes in her songs. Yes friends, her music will now be a commercial for a company - the ultimate in corporate synergy!
You like the idea of paid product placement in music? I mean, it's one thing to license your songs, but it is entirely another to get paid to sing songs about a product (in a non-commercial). I suppose holding Fergie to some sort of artistic standard was too much. I mean, anyway who gets famous thanks to her "lady lumps" is an musical genius right?
(Hat tip to The Superficial for this musical disaster waiting to happen).
reticent said on July 3, 2007:
Glorified jingles.... That's all I have to say.
If I were a jingle writer (and, yes, I have considered it), I'd be pissed.
imaginary ash said on July 3, 2007:
I was expecting more LOLCATS in this post. Very disappointed.
imaginary dana said on July 3, 2007:
If you're listening to Fergie, what else are you expecting -- artistic integrity??
And Betsy, I sure hate to let you down, so here ya go:

ChrisB said on July 3, 2007:
I just tried posting an entry with this exact same story - just after I heard it on the radio.
I guess I'll need to pay closer attention to the Imagi-blog.
Ugh. This is the future of pop.