You know, that is my favorite song. Ever.

Wow, now he's not just in his own prison... (early Creed reference, anyone?)

Finally... an excuse to make Creed jokes.

Oh wait.... That's everyday.

"in his own prison"... GOD, I can't believe I missed that one.

Oh man! They just updated the story. They've reduced the charges to a misdemeanor. Apparently he threw a bottle of Orangina at his wife's head.

I love that they specified it was Orangina. I also love Orangina.

I'm sure God said it was okay for him to throw things at his wife.

I wonder if God likes Orangina.

Orangina is God's sweet nectar.

THAT just made my day. Thank you 3 imaginary girls :)

As terrible as it is that he "allegedly" assulted his wife, this is the best news I've heard in weeks. I hope he goes to prison and is able to write a song about how wide open other parts of his body have become.

I wish I had a video of Scott Stapp throwing the Orangina at his wife for the TIG YouTube video contest™. I would win for sure!

Oh... it's a contest? Did someone say "challenge"?

Ok, it might be less of a contest and more of a theme. I was just waking up your competitive side.

I DOUBLE DOG CHALLENGE YOU!

I've updated the post with his recently released mug shot. Why is he smiling? Isn't it a prerequisite to growl in your mug shot?

I've got $5 on the fact that he was flirting with the lady taking his picture and that he whispered the words, "I'm a teddybear... really."

Then he asked her if she wanted an "orangina"?

Mmm.. Orangina.