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RollingStone.com has posted their list of 15 Worst Albums By Great Bands on their blog.
Oh, how the feeling of disappointment has fallen on me when a 'true love' has released something that makes me hang my head in shame. Often this disappointment is followed by a sigh of relief when I realize that I was *this close* to getting a tattoo of the band's logo on my body somewhere - and then decided to spend the money on bootlegs or rent instead. Is there a census number for the number of people who had the Green Day Kerplunk flower tattooed on their upper arm? (Although, for the record, I still enjoy Green Day's recent albums.)
I guess the one that stands out most in my memory was when REM released Reveal which featured that stupid lyric in "Imitation Of Life" in which M. Stipe sings "the greatest thing since bread came sliced." LAME!
Here's their list:
1. Bob Dylan, “Down In the Groove”
2. Rolling Stones, “Dirty Work”
3. David Bowie, “Tonight
4. Van Morrison, “Beautiful Vision”
5. The Clash, “Cut the Crap”
6. Neil Young, “Old Ways”
7. Van Halen, “Diver Down”
8. The Who, “Face Dances”
9. Elvis Costello, “Mighty Like A Rose”
10. Red Hot Chili Peppers, “One Hot Minute”
11. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, “American Dream”
12. Aerosmith, “Rock in a Hard Place”
13. Lou Reed, “Mistrial”
14. Morrissey, “Kill Uncle”
15. Led Zeppelin, “Presence”
What's on your list?
1 imaginary liz said on May 15, 2007
Oh - and I forgot to make mention of RS's placement of RHCP on this list. I argue that the categorization of them as a 'Great Band' is a massive overstatement... although One Hot Minute is an easy-in as a 'Worst Album.'
2 imaginary dana said on May 15, 2007
They are an abomination!
I also object to Aerosmith on the list, as everything they did post-Dream On has sucked beyond suckage.
And I can't believe they put Diver Down on there! Have they never heard "Little Guitars"??? Oh yea, but it's Rolling Stone... so who effing cares?
Also, way to include a complete pile of relic bands with only a couple artists representing the past like, three decades, RS. Gack!
3 saundrah said on May 15, 2007
Yes...I think David even knows that 'Tonight' was not his best.. nor was much that he did with Tin Machine, IMO. BUT otherwise... I ADORE HIM!!!!!!!!
4 MC "Big Freak" Estey said on May 15, 2007
is an interesting experiment; the band realized they had to tie then current hard rock into rock and roll history (hence doing Orbison, etc.) -- and they also did a lot of eclectic covers, something hard rockers hadn't done much on a studio LP. Roth's vocals have a great amount of Jewish soul, too ... this was a nasty swing by RS, a passed along notion gone unchallenged.
And "Down in the Groove" instead of "Self-Portrait" or a few other of his 80s records? Does it really sound that bad against a half dozen other Dylan releases? (That's actually a real question; I gave up on Bob after 'Infidels' and picked up again on 'Oh, Mercy.')
5 Monkey Paw-o-Fury said on May 15, 2007
Most fans don’t recognize “Cut The Crap” as a true Clash album. For all intensive purposes “Combat Rock” was the last true Clash record. And “Face Dances” wasn’t great, but it wasn’t terrible either.
6 Mad Dog said on May 15, 2007
Re: Costello -
Mighty Like A rose has a few great songs but it's pretty uneven, like a number of his albums are. But it's better than his 'country' effort "Almost Blue" and light-years better than that piece of crap he did with Burt Bacharach. God that is one unlistenable retch-fest.
Mad Dog
7 jan-i-licious said on May 15, 2007
The Pixies are a great band. I nominate Trompe Le Monde as a crappy album by a great band. UMASS? A JAMC cover? Puleeeze.
8 imaginary liz said on May 15, 2007
Oh - I like U-Mass! But I do think that the Pixies reforming is on the list of "Worst actions by great bands."
Their whole tour / release rumors / movie was for themselves - not for the sake of their legacy / music / fans. They were just going through the motions on that tour and ruined them in my eyes. Watching the Quiet Loud movie made me feel kinda dirty and used.
9 Elliot Akshun said on May 15, 2007
They should have gone with "The Raven".
I thought he was dead for years then all of the sudden he showed up at Bumbershoot, ambled on stage like a zombie coming down from a 3 day 'brrraaaains' binge, and read the entirety of Poe's The Raven over dissonant guitar fuzz for what seemed like 34 hours, to a mostly unenthusiastic crowd.
How the mighty have fallen.
10 Erik Gonzalez said on May 15, 2007
Add to the list, in my opinion:
"How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb" by U2
"Time Bomb" by Blur
"England, Half English" by Billy Bragg (and the Blokes)
Whatever the last Weezer album was called, that's just how bad it was...
Btw, I like "Trompe Le Monde". And being from Massachusetts, we all like Um-Ass. Oh sorry, U-Mass.
11 Paul/Shrug said on May 16, 2007
Costello: "Goodbye Cruel World" is worse than "Mighty Like a Rose." Not by much, but it's worse.
Bowie: "Never Let Me Down" is worse than "Tonight."
Dylan: "Under the Red Sky" is absolutely positively the worst piece of shite he even made, far worse than "Down in the Groove," which is saying something since "Groove" features the Grateful Dead on two tracks. (And has everyone at RS forgotten about "Self-Portrait"?)
Neither RHCP nor CSNY belong on a list of great bands.
Neither does Led Zeppelin in my opinion but I'm pretty alone on that one.
Will snark for food.
12 Paul/Shrug said on May 16, 2007
Oh, man, was that Billy Bragg album wretched. It was barely "adult contemporary".
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15 Andrew Boe said on April 18, 2011
This is interesting, even though the post is four years old. I am not much of a Led Zepplin fan, but I think that Presence is one of their best. Kill Uncle, although I don't have it, is supposed to be pretty good as well. At least that is what I have heard. Also, I don't think that there is anything wrong with Trompe le Monde. Here are a few awful records by great artists off the top of my head:
Tim Buckley: Look at the Fool - this is almost entirely unlistenable. How did such an amazing talent become so mediocre?
The Psychedelic Furs: Midnight to Midnight - luckily they got it back together after this stale, overproduced record. The album after this, Book of Days, is my favorite.
Iggy Pop: Instinct: this is a pretty horrible hard rock album. He also was able to recover and release American Caesar a few years later, which is quite wonderful.
Nick Cave: Grinderman: I know that a lot of people love this, but I think that it is awful. This is coming from someone who loves The Boatman's Call and Tender Prey. Grinderman is low brow humor, mid-life crisis garbage to my ears.
Sun Kil Moon: Tiny Cities: Oh my god, Red House Painters fans and Modest Mouse fans all thought that this record was terrible. I haven't even attempted to play this since shortly after it came out.
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