Tonight in Seattle:  

Tonight's Recommended Show: Trapped in the Closet-The Play

Trapped in the ClosetOne of my favorite theatrical events in life was seeing Hedwig at the Re-bar starring Nick Garrison (the fellow who played/channeled Hedwig in the Seattle stage version) a while back.

It's no surprise that Nick and his friends at Brown Derby Productions would realize that it was imperative to bring the 12-part R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet series to the Re-Bar stage. Rumor has it that they performed this hip-hop-era last year... and, by the grace of good luck are bringing it back.

I can't wait to see the cast (who also includes Seattle notables Sarah Rudinoff, Nick Garrison, Rebecca Davis, Ian Bell and others) nail lines like:

"close my mouth,and swollow spit,
as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit"

and

"Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house"

I can only hope that they've integrated some of R. Kelly's DVD commentary into the stage production.

Unfortunately, it is only showing 3 nights and TONIGHT is the OPENING NIGHT! If you can't make it tonight... it is also showing on Wednesday (April 24th) and Thursday (April 25th) at the Re-Bar.

Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he’s at the closet
Now he’s opening the closet - lyrical genious.

Did anyone see the Vh1/Human Giant crew (Paul Scheer, Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, Doug Benson) at Bumbershoot give their commentary after playing each episode? Most brilliant thing I've ever seen.

God, I wish I was of-age...

Wow -- I had no idea they did that! It does sound super-brilliant.

Did anyone see when R. Kelly did a live performance of the series on... I think it was an MTV Awards show? It was a musical theater in the round... and he was the only person on stage -- singing all the parts and changing characters on the fly. I kinda had to look away. But what I did see was... quite memorable.

Courtesy of Wikipedia:
"Kelly is currently negotiating a "Trapped in the Closet" series with Fox Television"..... can you say Emmy?

New chapters set to drop July of this year... super pumped.

That is AWESOME! Just think if he starts to weave news reports in his hip-hopera! Or if he gets into a feud with Rosie and lashes out at her in song! And if he has special guests and sings:

That's Eddie Murphy in the closet!
He made a baby with Melanie B
He swears it's not him
I don't care as long as it's not me!

To Rosie:

I had a delicious sandwich,
And I put it into your refrigerator,
I was looking forward to it,
As I walked out my front door

Then I remember, you telling me you loved ham
I laughed to myself and thought, "Rosie, oh man."

I got to the fridge and realized something was not right
It even had delicious dressing, Ranch... it was Lite.

Then I remembererd...
When you had me all up on the view,
Oh my god, Rosie, who ate my sandwich?... It was you.

This is going to be brilliant. Sarah Rudinoff is a comic genius, and when she and Nick Garrison get together in a Brown Derby production -- well, watch out.

I love R Kelly so much and his songs. I watched several concerts of him too. I love the song "ignition" even if collaborated with Eminem, but this movie made me not watch him even my friends told me that he's a fine actor in this movie and the movie itself is good.

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