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June 29, 2007 And what could be more gratifying than a painfully calculated set up between insane people? June 22, 2007 Circle jerking with the Mariner Moose and a bunch of other mascots at a Holiday Inn convention center does not leave the system like a spray-on tan. June 15, 2007 Just the idea that she is going to have to hear that her vag is rotting from someone who uses "bumpin uglies" in a sentence is just a deafening air horn of white terror. June 8, 2007 Maybe you have some All-Skate button clicked and don’t know it. May 14, 2007 Unattended, I look like a fuckin sorcerer. A lot of “whoa-men” my age can attest to this phenom, but can they braid it? May 7, 2007 After telepathic high-fives and some page flipping, our hearts immediately began hemorrhaging irony: Farts. April 27, 2007 Today instead of SlimJimming his car window to find papers and underpants, you can open it in a browser from work and not look like the elephant man. April 20, 2007 Break-ups are like taking bowling shoes back to the counter. Some winner sprays them off as another foot boards its nerd-bound train to land a fuckin’ turkey. April 13, 2007 Remind him who did the Superbowl Shuffle across I-90 to hibernate in whose butt, and stand your ground. April 6, 2007 I don't feel jaded by past relationships and don't feel like I'm looking for a particular type or mold. I can even bring myself to see past the hair-face that somehow spread like the plague last year. March 30, 2007 Usually, before they kill you and wear your hide on Evening Magazine, you get to go to Ivar's. Which is nice. March 23, 2007 Something is triggering your shit. No medical reason* to become dryer than a Christian frat funnel when Jebodiah rolls the girls around. January 12, 2005 Last time I knew a dude getting some air, he breathed into a bag. And that bag's name was Shirley. October 17, 2004 Either I am the Smucker's Jam celebrity geriatric of the week who just turned 1000, or I'm completely out of touch with today's youth. August 8, 2004 Demand satisfaction or tell Special Sauce to stowe it and find a better business for the bureau. July 12, 2004 Sounds like you've got the spark and the future and the goodtimes. How about taking them over to another dude's house? May 13, 2004 Follow Darwin on this one and let him do the work his nuts were born to do. If he's half as sparkly as you hope he is, he's sculpting your name in kittens right now... April 12, 2004 I guarantee that Gwyneth Paltrow, impregnated by the entire band and management team of Coldplay, feels like a little Foghat right about now. Her make-outs are probably sanctioned by Oprah but sponsored by AT&T and Bono. March 12, 2004 I fear you may never be happy with Alice In Pains if you think he's a pig pen. February 7, 2004 Sis, ride greased lightning on airplane pillows or wash him out of your hair.
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June 29, 2007And what could be more gratifying than a painfully calculated set up between insane people?
June 22, 2007Circle jerking with the Mariner Moose and a bunch of other mascots at a Holiday Inn convention center does not leave the system like a spray-on tan.
June 15, 2007Just the idea that she is going to have to hear that her vag is rotting from someone who uses "bumpin uglies" in a sentence is just a deafening air horn of white terror.
June 8, 2007Maybe you have some All-Skate button clicked and don’t know it.
May 14, 2007Unattended, I look like a fuckin sorcerer. A lot of “whoa-men” my age can attest to this phenom, but can they braid it?
May 7, 2007After telepathic high-fives and some page flipping, our hearts immediately began hemorrhaging irony: Farts.
April 27, 2007Today instead of SlimJimming his car window to find papers and underpants, you can open it in a browser from work and not look like the elephant man.
April 20, 2007Break-ups are like taking bowling shoes back to the counter. Some winner sprays them off as another foot boards its nerd-bound train to land a fuckin’ turkey.
April 13, 2007Remind him who did the Superbowl Shuffle across I-90 to hibernate in whose butt, and stand your ground.
April 6, 2007I don't feel jaded by past relationships and don't feel like I'm looking for a particular type or mold. I can even bring myself to see past the hair-face that somehow spread like the plague last year.
March 30, 2007Usually, before they kill you and wear your hide on Evening Magazine, you get to go to Ivar's. Which is nice.
March 23, 2007Something is triggering your shit. No medical reason* to become dryer than a Christian frat funnel when Jebodiah rolls the girls around.
January 12, 2005Last time I knew a dude getting some air, he breathed into a bag. And that bag's name was Shirley.
October 17, 2004Either I am the Smucker's Jam celebrity geriatric of the week who just turned 1000, or I'm completely out of touch with today's youth.
August 8, 2004Demand satisfaction or tell Special Sauce to stowe it and find a better business for the bureau.
July 12, 2004Sounds like you've got the spark and the future and the goodtimes. How about taking them over to another dude's house?
May 13, 2004Follow Darwin on this one and let him do the work his nuts were born to do. If he's half as sparkly as you hope he is, he's sculpting your name in kittens right now...
April 12, 2004I guarantee that Gwyneth Paltrow, impregnated by the entire band and management team of Coldplay, feels like a little Foghat right about now. Her make-outs are probably sanctioned by Oprah but sponsored by AT&T and Bono.
March 12, 2004I fear you may never be happy with Alice In Pains if you think he's a pig pen.
February 7, 2004Sis, ride greased lightning on airplane pillows or wash him out of your hair.
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