The Seattle International Film Festival is about to unspool for the 34th time. Put on your standing-in-queue shoes, prepare to get tired of the clever SIFF 08 trailers (they've already been screening at Landmark theaters 'round town), and get yourself to one of the twelve venues participating this year in our local cinema megathon.

And make sure you check out all our imaginary coverage of the Seattle International Film Festival 2008, below.