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Der Fuhrer is now following you on Twitter!

What was it that Alan Alda said in Crimes and Misdemeanors, "Comedy is tragedy plus timing?" Does that mean it is too soon to be making jokes about when Twitter's servers are overloaded?

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Latest comment by: Imaginary Kiku: "It took me a while to realize they're just re-subtitling an actual movie "

Mississippi teens menace Chuck E. Cheese

Cops broke up a veritable melee last weekend after a rowdy group of teen girls went berserk in a Mississippi Chuck E. Cheese.

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Latest comment by: Fishman: "My first question would be, why are teenage girls going to Chuck E. Cheese to begin with? I mean, isn't Chuck E. Cheese for kids and families, not problem children? Why can't they find some place else to go and hang out other than a children's entertainment center. "

Prison "Thriller"

The 1500+ inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Cebu City, Philippines, do a lot more than just languish in a cell.

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Latest comment by: sally: "that is so messed up there are others too, not as good as the thriller one but songs from sister act etc. http://www.youtube.com/user/byronfgarcia"

Oregonians offended by penis-shaped street posts

Posts intended to protect pedestrians from traffic on Keizer, Oregon streets are getting complaints... and the city wants to make them even dirtier.

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Latest comment by: imaginary embracey: "They are all over, and (without clamps and chains) they're pretty innocuous."

Watch for all birds to become extinct in 6 months...

Insert your own caption here.

My suggestions (which are nowhere near as funny as the video):

Birds express opinion on Iraq funding bill/Gonzales' effectiveness as atty general.

Birds accomplish what Pelosi/Reid fail to.

Assist goes to Wonkette.

Latest comment by: ChrisB: "Ha! Those are great! How about Obama/Bird '08 ?"