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Devendra (Ban)Hearts Natalie

I really need to ween myself off of celebrity gossip blogs.

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Latest comment by: imaginary dana: "Oh that's not even fair!! Ben Lee is CUTE, c'mon..."

Dearest Owen Wilson, What's your take on...

What's your take on the fact that LANCE ARMSTRONG and ASHELY OLSEN HAVE HOOKED UP?

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Latest comment by: saundrah: "Am I alone with this, or are Lance and Ashley both... kinda funny looking?"

Rosie: I won't host TPIR

Rosie O'Donnell says she won't uproot her wife and kids to host The Price is Right in LA.

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Latest comment by: imaginary embracey: "I'd love to see reruns of TPIR's past 35 years. I wish they'd done a "best of Bob" over the summer at least. The "wardrobe malfunction" episode would have been a must. "

Amy Winehouse engaged, imaginary Dana waits for wedding invite

Imaginary Dana's BFF Amy Winehouse has just announced that she's engaged to be married to the boyfriend who inspired many songs on her critically acclaimed Back to Black.

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Latest comment by: imaginary dana: "I know right? What if she takes his so she's Winehouse-Fielder-Civil? Creepers. I just hope marrying him isn't her Federline-undoing."

As Seen on TV: LCD Soundsystem, The Shins, etc.

In case The Shins or LCD Soundsystem are make your heart skip a beat, here's some stuff worth setting the creaky VCRs for over the course of the next few days.

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Latest comment by: jan-i-licious: "They were so boring on SNL. That girl they had with them only made things worse. Is she touring with them?"

And the baby daddy is...

I've been hitting refresh on the MSNBC.com feed all day -- and now it's official!

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Latest comment by: imaginary dana: "The Brooklyn Vegan readers weren't much kinder..."

Justice Gone Wild!

Finally, the stars have aligned to grant justice for all the ills committed by Girls Gone Wild honcho Joe Francis who is currently on the run from the law.

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Latest comment by: imaginary liz: "You're right, Erik... I bet you leave the relationship with something on your permanent record (if ya know what I'm sayin')"

Yes I've been black but when I come back...

But today, as I was blindly sharing my unrequited love for Ms. Winehouse on the imagi-blog, who shows up with a big fat fancy-pants remix of "Rehab"? That's right, PEREZ!!! who gets Amy to show up at his birthday party...? Again, PEREZ HILTON!! So I've decided to try a new strategy to get Amy's attention...

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Latest comment by: imaginary boy embracey: "And mine was "milk ducts"! Who'd'a thunk?"

On the subjects of babies, their names, and fatherhood...

Eddie Murphy may be Scary Spice's babydaddy.

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Latest comment by: imaginary boy embracey: "I hope Scary thinks ahead and sets up a psychotherapy trust. 'Cuz poor lil' Baby / Edie Murphy / Maxine / Greta / Sylvia Brown is gonna need some help down the road..."

George Clooney doesn't *heart* David O. Russell...

Clooney denies circulating two I Heart Huckabees outtakes in which director David O. Russell goes apeshit on Lily Tomlin.

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