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Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Like Psychos Need Pills and Koshers Need Dills

Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard

And what could be more gratifying than a painfully calculated set up between insane people?

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Friday, June 29, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
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No Beasts in Belltown

Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Circle jerking with the Mariner Moose and a bunch of other mascots at a Holiday Inn convention center does not leave the system like a spray-on tan.

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Friday, June 22, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
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Latest comment by: Cal Ledbetter: "When Rachel's answer is shorter than the question, what she really wanted to write was, "Run, run like the wind.""

I Can't Stand Her Love Stench

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Just the idea that she is going to have to hear that her vag is rotting from someone who uses "bumpin uglies" in a sentence is just a deafening air horn of white terror.

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Friday, June 15, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
6 comments

Latest comment by: Rick: "Oy that was rich... Axe Wound? I have NOT heard that one before but I may use it. And remember, powder the jims boys, and flush the axe wound occasionally girls; let's try and keep it fresh as LL Cool says. Nobody likes to eat out of a dirty trash can."

Polyamory. What the fuck?

Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Maybe you have some All-Skate button clicked and don’t know it.

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Friday, June 8, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
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Latest comment by: imaginary dana: "ZOMG, I am madly in love with Flotard..."

5 O'Clock Shadow at 3:30? C’est Moi!

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Unattended, I look like a fuckin sorcerer. A lot of “whoa-men” my age can attest to this phenom, but can they braid it?

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Sunday, May 13, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
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Not About the Pepe LePee-U

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

After telepathic high-fives and some page flipping, our hearts immediately began hemorrhaging irony: Farts.

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Monday, May 7, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
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I Read My Exes' Blogs Every Day. Am I Obsessed?

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Today instead of SlimJimming his car window to find papers and underpants, you can open it in a browser from work and not look like the elephant man.

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Friday, April 27, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
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Fear Not, Piss Pot

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Break-ups are like taking bowling shoes back to the counter. Some winner sprays them off as another foot boards its nerd-bound train to land a fuckin’ turkey.

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Friday, April 20, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
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I Wore My Wrestling Singlet for This?

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Remind him who did the Superbowl Shuffle across I-90 to hibernate in whose butt, and stand your ground.

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Friday, April 13, 2007
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No One Looks Really Hot Right Now

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love Is Hard with Rachel Flotard

I don't feel jaded by past relationships and don't feel like I'm looking for a particular type or mold. I can even bring myself to see past the hair-face that somehow spread like the plague last year.

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Thursday, April 5, 2007
by Rachel Flotard
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