Well, I have to admit I didn't know that's how you say Kyrgyzstan or Harare. But then again I DO know how to pronounce a lot of difficult words related to my job, like desalkylflurazepam.

Whoa. Is that (des-al-kee-FLOR-a-ze-pam)?

I at least know how to pronounce my friends' names... wow.

It's time for Chimpy McHitler to hit the road. Jimmy Legs HATES being embarrassed by his head of state.

Here's a classic: "During his first presidential campaign, Bush -- who promised to be the "education president" -- once asked: "Is our children learning?"

And from today:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Offering a grammar lesson guaranteed to make any English teacher cringe, President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: "Childrens do learn."

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HA HA HA! That's he's so charming!!!! He's the kind of guy I'd love to have a beer with, and then punch in the chimp face.

You know... I feel like I need to apologize to the charming and noble chimpanzees of the world.

I know you're all smarter than shrub

That is how you say desalkylflurazepam! Shoot, I tried to pick a hard one.

Are you a pharmacist?

Wow, just, wow. And all over the UN website! The whole world is laughing at us!

Yes, it's a travesty (that's TRA-vis-tee to you, Mister President!!).

No, a forensic toxicologist.

i vote dana for president

I humbly must decline your offer in order to continue with my imaginary duties. Though I appreciate the vote of support!