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What are you worth... dead?
Submitted by imaginary char on July 19, 2007.This is an... interesting calculator.
Find out how much your cadaver is worth.
I'm worth $4450 dead (don't get any ideas) which is apparently average. I wish I was an albino, then I would be worth a lot more.
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Rick said on July 20, 2007:
$4875, which is about how much I owe on my car. I wonder if they'd take a trade...?
(I don't actually owe that on my car. I was trying to be funny.)
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imaginary char said on July 20, 2007:
Y'all are trying to make me look cheap, aren't you? Oh wait, I'm already cheap. ;)
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imaginary ash said on July 20, 2007:
I'm cheaper than you, Char. I think mine came to like $4200. Must be all the booze.
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Elliot Akshun said on July 20, 2007:
3700!? If they factored in 'handsomeness' then you'd probably see a few zeros after that number as far as I'm concerned.
Cadaver Calculator my booty.
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Imaginary-Kiku said on July 20, 2007:
Check me out! $5,215 when I bite the big one. But that may be because I'm not really allowed to drink or smoke yet...
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Powerpop-Gary said on July 20, 2007:
I was most intriguiged by the question that asked if I had any rare disorders like elephantitis. So, I did the quiz twice, answering "no" to that question the first time and "yes" the second.
Turns out that I'd be worth an extra $1000 if I had elephantitis ($4440 without and $5440 with!).
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Joseph Riippi said on July 20, 2007:
10k. Yep, that's right. My elephantitis has finally paid off!
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imaginary dana said on July 20, 2007:
Wha????? What kind of good clean living are you up to Joe, to be worth double the rest of us??? ;)
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Joseph Riippi said on July 20, 2007:
Because I have really bad elephantitis. It was a bad joke. I hadn't done it yet...just did.
4150. Boozy boozy! (and not a veggie anymore).
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ChrisB said on July 20, 2007:
$3640! That wouldn't even be a down payment on a Prius. I wonder if I throw in my soul I can get a used Honda.
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imaginary dana said on July 20, 2007:
I am worth $4925. That is truly bizarre!