This is a hundred kinds of weird.

I was a little befuddled by the "these sorts of people always have peacocks" comment. What does that mean? I had peacocks growing up and I'm not Paul McCartney.

Easily the weirdest freaking thing I've ever seen.

I don't know what's more unlikely to occur, Paul McCartney actually letting the delivery guy into his house or the ghost of Natalie Portman's getting out of a box and dancing around his house.

Wouldn't it be cool if Paul decided he wanted to get involved with indie rock and started showing up and playing at Arcade Fire shows a la David Bowie? I just wish he'd get hooked up with somebody and make some amazing music again.

PAUL: Watching and listening now,.....wonderful!