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Good Band, Bad Website Design

Hefner rulesYou know how there's all those extreme home makeover / what NOT to wear shows that help people ditch their not-so-stylish ways?

I think there there should be a Ty Pennington (or someone a bit less annoying, but just as enthusiastic) to burst through someone's office door and give their website an extreme makeover.

How many times have you gone to a band or label site excited to see what they have to offer (especially after hearing some killer songs on their MySpace page) to find a page that is overtly reliant on tables and a wacko color scheme?

Take, for example, the website of Darren Hayman -- the fellow from Hefner. I sooo dig his Hefner and French songs. I am on his mailing list and love hearing all about his shows (always in fancy Euro locales) and listening to new songs posted on his site or videos on YouTube -- and he is quite a nice fellow. But I have to admit, I have a hard time sending folks to check out website because the design isn't so friendly.

For a while I treated it like the table-format'd site was like that on purpose. But today when I was looking for a link to his MP3s, I realized that I can't explain it away. Is it designed to follow the Menomena tradition of web design (which may cause one to launch into spasms while navigating through)? Can Web-Ty blast into his flat and take his site to the next level?

Let's face it, no matter what you think of their music, the They Might Be Giants website is a masterpiece of interactivity and a pretty resource for fans and newbies. They actually have multiple sites to manage it all and even their 'temp' site puts others to shame. It'd be great if Darren/Hefnet.com could wow folks with pretty colors, organized links and images with proper resolution.

I know that we're all busy (and that my own sites aren't winning webbies just yet) and I also know that there are a ton other sites out there that fall victim to this; Aren't there some design students who need internship credit that can jump in and save these visually afflicted sites? Or should bands just jump on blogspot and wysiwyg it? And, as someone who can barely match her knee socks, am I coming off like a picky lame-o? Yes, I know I am. Is this web-nerd-core?

On a related note... I am super excited about the release of Darren Haymen's latest effort: Darren Hayman and the Secondary Modern. They're releasing a single (only available on seven inch) and limited to 500 numbered copies. It's not available in the shops but you can buy it from www.hefnet.com (there's a button for it somewhere) or Unpopular Records. Also, they're rumored to be working on a full-length album. YAY!

categories: Darren Haymen | Hefner
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imaginary char said on May 16, 2007:

I think your reality television show idea is great. I elect Corianton Hale to be the host. Now we just need a name for the show... What not to post? e-xtreme makeover?

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imaginary dana said on May 16, 2007:

I second that nomination! Viva Corianton!

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sparkrobot said on May 16, 2007:

I'm all for DIY, but looking under the hood and seeing this: META content="Microsoft FrontPage 5.0" name=GENERATOR describes a decision made with the mental acuity roughly the equivalent of picking up an Esteban tape featured on a late night infomercial to learn to play guitar.

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jesse said on May 16, 2007:

Me play too please!

Okay, this idea is oh so dripping with gorgeous. I third the Corianton nomination, which makes it final, right?

Also, I nominate myself to occasionally "co-host" when breaking the news to a "victim" who is bitchy or mean spirited; because Cori is a gentle and sensitive cub and sometimes a situation needs some MEan!

Is it tacky to nominate yourself?

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imaginary liz said on May 16, 2007:

Totally -- Cori would be PERFECT to step in and save the day... and certainly Jesse, you can supply the occasional tough-love segment.

I just got all lightheaded looking at Cori's portfolio. Won't A&E love this idea?

 

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imaginary embracey said on May 17, 2007:

Love it. I'm already imagining the Apple and HP and Adobe proposals -- endless product-placement opportunities!

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imaginary dana said on May 17, 2007:

Not to mention the soundtrack opportunities!! It could be the next OC for breaking Hot New Bands!!

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imaginary embracey said on May 17, 2007:

Oh, I'm still holding out for a Three Imaginary Girls sitcom for that. I smell a spinoff...

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Corianton said on May 18, 2007:

Awwwwww shucks guys! C'mon!!!!

I'll do anything for the girls.

(and I mean ANYTHING.)

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Sarah in Riverside said on May 24, 2007:

You'll do anything?? I think thats taking it far :-)

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