Tonight in Seattle:  

I need a joke... or something

Today I'm trying to focus on doing some really dry dayjob kind of corporate writing work, and I could seriously use a humor distraction.

Anyone know a good joke? Got a link to an insanely stupid website to share? Amuse me, pretty please!

You know what has helped me trudge through the boring stuff? A wee bit of Maté Chai Latte!

I'm still daydreaming about that Mate you brought over here... num!

Sorry about having to mainline the rest of it last night. We should always have a full box of it on hand for such emergencies.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a mentally disabled child?

they named him "Sum Ting Wong".

http://www.dropline.net/cats/

...but funny! Thanks for the joke, Shane!

Well thank YOU! It was thanks to your blog I heard about Sub Pop's Dntel remix contest, which I definitely had to participate in. It's always sort of been a dream of mine to win a prize of moderate worth.

one more joke, I love it because I can relate 100%.

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket. A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on. Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?" "I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

ask and you shall recieve!!

http://www.thelonelyisland.com/nintendo.html

Stormi! I love that clip. It used to live on my MySpace. Good call!

I'm going to forward that frog joke onward to Robby, our imaginary developer.

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