Tonight in Seattle:  

Boris Yeltsin Rocks Seattle, Dies

Last night at Neumo's, the band Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin played with the Cinematics and Mute Math.

This morning, the actual Boris Yeltsin (that someone still loves) died.

Whoa. Coincidence? I think not!

SSLYBY is pretty darn good, but less likely to have died from 210Po poisoning.

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