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And the baby daddy is...

I've been hitting refresh on the MSNBC.com feed all day -- and now it's official! FINALLY!

The paternity test results confirm... Larry Birkhead is Anna Nicole's baby daddy!

My immediate burning questions include:

  • What's Zsa Zsa's husband going to say to the reporters outside his castle (ahem, house)?
  • Will there be a People Magazine special issue on the decorating of the nursery?
  • Will this give FOX news/noise something to talk about instead of all that, ahem, real news? I can't wait to see their exclusive, special, breaking coverage of it.

And does anyone know if Scary Spice as named her lil sweetpea yet?

categories: celebrity gossip
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imaginary dana said on April 10, 2007:

I love my new BFF Perez Hilton as well as the next, but man does he bring out the dregs on his replies. Case in point:

Why in the hell would the beautiful Kate Moss be seen with those fucking fatties?? They must have won a make a wish foundation contest or something... Kate Moss is amazing, no matter what!!!

Skinny hotties rule!!! Fatties are only good for b/j's!!!

Of course, I just laughed my ass off and read all 155 comments. So I guess I'm the biggest dreg of all.

Hmm. I think I'm okay with that.

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imaginary embracey said on April 10, 2007:

"oh my god kate is going to be trampled by elephants, save her spiderman."

"My dream lezbot 3sum - Beth Ditto, Urethra Franklin, and the chick from What's Eating Gilbert Grape."

Awful. Just awful.

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imaginary dana said on April 10, 2007:

The Brooklyn Vegan readers weren't much kinder...

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