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And the baby daddy is...
Submitted by imaginary liz on April 10, 2007.I've been hitting refresh on the MSNBC.com feed all day -- and now it's official! FINALLY!
The paternity test results confirm... Larry Birkhead is Anna Nicole's baby daddy!
My immediate burning questions include:
- What's Zsa Zsa's husband going to say to the reporters outside his castle (ahem, house)?
- Will there be a People Magazine special issue on the decorating of the nursery?
- Will this give FOX news/noise something to talk about instead of all that, ahem, real news? I can't wait to see their exclusive, special, breaking coverage of it.
And does anyone know if Scary Spice as named her lil sweetpea yet?
imaginary dana said on April 10, 2007:
I love my new BFF Perez Hilton as well as the next, but man does he bring out the dregs on his replies. Case in point:
Why in the hell would the beautiful Kate Moss be seen with those fucking fatties?? They must have won a make a wish foundation contest or something... Kate Moss is amazing, no matter what!!!
Skinny hotties rule!!! Fatties are only good for b/j's!!!
Of course, I just laughed my ass off and read all 155 comments. So I guess I'm the biggest dreg of all.
Hmm. I think I'm okay with that.
imaginary embracey said on April 10, 2007:
"oh my god kate is going to be trampled by elephants, save her spiderman."
"My dream lezbot 3sum - Beth Ditto, Urethra Franklin, and the chick from What's Eating Gilbert Grape."
Awful. Just awful.
imaginary embracey said on April 10, 2007:
No, but Kate Moss saw The Gossip in LA Saturday night.