There should be a special hell for the people who stole Ian Curtis' tombstone. Said hell would involve listening to Country Music Classic "Boot Scootin' Boogie" on repeat while desperately trying to scratch a persistent itch in the middle of your back that you can't reach. I'd also want someone to kick these people in the shins three times a day.

I'd wear a High School Musical shirt, though. Mostly because it's laundry day and I'm out of detergent.