"The performance was too much Dandy Warhols meets the Smashing Pumpkins and not enough Velvet Underground meets the Jesus & Mary Chain"

Awesome. That sums up just about every bad rock show I've ever seen. There need to be more "Velvets meet JAMC" bands.

I'm going to start that band. "The Jesus Underground." or "The Merry Jesus, Underground."

Name needs work...