chuck klosterman. that dude is an uproar. rock writers count, right? i mean...anyone that can write an entire chapter on the sims video game series and make it intellectually insightful/hilarious is a winner.

bjork would be a cool pen pal. i would ask her what grade of milk she drinks and what her favorite horse is. and if she would please reimburse for the two bucks i never got for that molar back in third grade.