Wait... Neil Peart writes the LYRICS? No...

Weird. That's not Geddy Lee penning the words?

Anyhow: Everybody knows the worst lyrics of all time belong to Wesley Willis. (I know he's dead but please... he's more relevant that Dan Fogelberg fer chissakes).

By way of example I offer the following, from the aptly-named tune called "The Foo Fighters:"

This band played at the Metro
About 800 people were at the rock show
The jam session was awesome
It wupped a horse's ass

The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters

The band played it on
The band got down like a magickist
The crowd roared like a lion
The jam session wupped a tiger's ass

The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters

The rock show was over
A lot of people met the band
The jam session was awesome
It wupped a llama's ass real good

The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters
The Foo Fighters

...No disrespect meant to the man. I happen to think "Fireman Rick" is a great album.