It's time for Chimpy McHitler to hit the road. Jimmy Legs HATES being embarrassed by his head of state.

Here's a classic: "During his first presidential campaign, Bush -- who promised to be the "education president" -- once asked: "Is our children learning?"

And from today:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Offering a grammar lesson guaranteed to make any English teacher cringe, President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: "Childrens do learn."

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HA HA HA! That's he's so charming!!!! He's the kind of guy I'd love to have a beer with, and then punch in the chimp face.