Okay not as good as imaginary liz's but at least I laughed. First, people are in disbelief that you don't listen to them than they stop hanging out with you all together. Sometimes you come home to find out that your dog is missing, and one of your windows was smashed out with a brick that has a copy of Kid A tied to it and a note that reads:

"Listen or you will never see Charlie again!"

To this day I still wonder where Charlie is.