To Rosie:

I had a delicious sandwich,
And I put it into your refrigerator,
I was looking forward to it,
As I walked out my front door

Then I remember, you telling me you loved ham
I laughed to myself and thought, "Rosie, oh man."

I got to the fridge and realized something was not right
It even had delicious dressing, Ranch... it was Lite.

Then I remembererd...
When you had me all up on the view,
Oh my god, Rosie, who ate my sandwich?... It was you.