@Cory: How does one handle the social faux pas...? One gets a work-from-home job! The cats don't mind if I walk around with a blue tongue or curlers in my hair.

I'm walking down to my 7-11 at lunch. I might put on a tarty skirt for the occasion, too, being a corporate whore and all.

Bring on the Coke! Maybe I'll take a tip from Estey's neighbors and spike it with some rum to get the weekend going.