Tron: Yeah, everyone who drinks Slurpees are corporate whores! I got a squat-house of gutter-punks nearby who spike 'em with vodka that might disagree with your suburban rage on a hot day! And then throw the backwash in your face! GRRR!

Cory: COME ON -- you don't get BRAIN FREEZE?! If I tried to drink the Slurpee straight from a machine my head will shred open from the imminent brain freeze backlash.

That Monster Slurpee sounds absolutely horrible. I would probably try it if someone bought me one but I bet I wouldn't finish it like I can't a single can of any energy drink. Now one of those made from Drank (anyone read that AV Club taste test?) would be a little different ...

Coke Slurpees rule, but Cherry Coke Slurpees rule even more. COKE! THE CORPORATE WHORE REFRESHMENT! GRRR!