Tonight in Seattle:  

She stole his records, and suddenly he was missing her like candy.

According to a Google search verification, Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore have gotten married.

She stole his records and screwed all his friends with a smile on her face. Then she did again.

Afterwards, he was missing her like Candy.

He said, "Oh my sweet Mandyomina..."

And she said interrupted to shout, "I am full of Christ's love"

And he said, "Jesus, don't touch my baby."

They said together: We hate the press attention but we'll be at Magnolia Bakery in the West Village pretty regularly drinking coffee and eating cupcakes before going home to work on the mash-up of our own records.

BLOG POST OF THE YEAR!

Please come back to Seattle, Joe. We need you!

XOXO

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