Tonight in Seattle:  

File this under "Unexpected (and icky) Headline of the Day"

From Aversion: Gene Simmons Becomes Competitive Eater

Um, wow. And ew.

If the very idea of the aging KISS star (sans makeup) gorging on pizza doesn't make you ill, then perhaps this video footage of the spectacle will.

And if that doesn't make you feel all queasy inside, perhaps the thrill of bidding on Simmons regurgitated pizza will. Bids start at $1000 and proceeds go to help the seller buy a Gisbon Les Paul.

 

what the f? i'm scared.

I know right?!?

This isn't NEARLY as frightening / scary / nightmarish as THIS story from Stereogum about the exploits of Gene Simmons (NSFW -- it's a total eep).

I'd take an ebay auction of already chewed food over this any day.

You can bid on his puke? Sorry, I find that infinitely more appalling than that sex tape, which made me laugh. I'd have thought one of rock's most legendary lovermen would you know, take off his shirt at least. But my eyes are glad he didn't.

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