Tonight in Seattle:  

R. Kelly didn't "do it"

This just in: R. Kelly isn't going to the slammer, at least right now. He was just acquitted on all 14 counts in his child pornography trial...

Maybe he'll write a new R&B opera about this experience.

Ah, I can see it now:

"And I met a girl named Amelia / and she said you're acquitted of pedophilia . . ."

"...You're not going to the slammer (the slammer)"

Is it bad I have a newfound musical interest in Sir Kelly? Double Up has a lot of fun cuts...

and I'm not apologizing for it.

Dude, you can't knock the greatness of "Bump 'N Grind" or "Down Low". It's sex music lova!

IGshr*e

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