So, while the show at Chop Suey was a great time, the last thing I expected (as you could tell from my one-word response) was to have the microphone put in my face. Getting it out of Dana's hand is usually impossible, anyway.

Had I a chance to collect my thoughts, though, I would have remarked that last week marked the 5th anniversary of me being the imaginary calendar editor. It's been a great pleasure to be a part of this site, and I figured this was the best venue to publicly thank the girls for first asking me to be involved and being as supportive, overwhelmingly grateful of my involvement (including the behind-the-scenes rants I used to email them every week), and also becoming good friends. It's been an honor and privilege to be an imaginary boy.

Thanks, girls!