Tonight in Seattle:  

Another disturbing way for Converse to celebrate 100 years

First they decide to model shoes after dead legends.

Now they want you to kiss this guy. His name is, apparently, Ross.

I find this site oddly and truly unsettling. I'm not sure why this would make anyone want to buy sneakers, but maybe that's why I'm not a bigtime marketing exec trying to decide what the kids are into.

Hat tip to my favorite imaginary Twitter pal SourJayne

OMG - I clicked that link and I just vomited a bit in my mouth. It's like getting trapped in a wacko high school moment. Eww!

Sorry about that.

You should put a NSFW warning on that link. Especially when my screen is a 23"!!

Hey - thanks for the link! Yeah, my friend sent Ross's URL to me when I was at work, too, and man is it uncomfortable! Hahahha.

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