Tonight in Seattle:  

"Leave Britney Alone!" -- the series?

Please tell me we're all being punk'd.

Variety, via MSN, reports that histrionic shrieker Chris Crocker has signed a development deal for a reality show:

Production company 44 Blue has inked a development deal with Chris Crocker, the Internet superstar whose tear-filled defense of Britney Spears has generated nearly 8 million hits on YouTube in just one week.

Plan is to develop a docusoap built around Crocker, a 19-year-old who lives with his grandparents in Tennessee. Even before the Britney clip, Crocker had developed a large Net audience via numerous video performances posted on MySpace.com.

He gets his own series and Betty Butterfield doesn't? No justice.

Reaffirming my belief in avoiding television... ;)

Reaffirming my belief in avoiding America in general.

Reaffirming my belief that America, life, and television are all derivatives of one meaning.

Reaffirming my belief that people who "don't care about this shizz" still read it and comment about it.

Reaffirming my belief that The Grim rules!!!