The greatest MySpace "Friend Status" update I've ever read

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Crown Aruba/NCM/The Get Off, Skylark
Bad Boy Bill/Christopher Lawrence, King Kat Theater*
"Moustache Rock Benefit for 826 Seattle" - Say Hi/Black Daisy/The Friedrich Nietzche Memorial Jug Band, Sunset Tavern !
Otherwise/The Tap Handles/Season Of Vision, Jules Maes
Lucky Dragons/Hecuba/Pit Er Pat/Tinsel, Vera*
Black Whales/The Magic Mirrors, Easy Street Records {West Seattle}
Brett Hite/Brian Weaver/Chris Sharpe, Q Cafe*
The Valley/Antique Scream/All Time High/Thunderbird Motel, Comet
Sweet Chariot, High Dive {6pm}
Crack Sabbath, High Dive {late}
Shadow Dancer/Sleepy Eyes Of Death, Chop Suey
Marginal Way/Book Of Black Earth, King Cobra
The Pep Tides/Hal & The Halettes, Blue Moon
"Downtown Emergency Service Center Benefit" - The Dusty 45's/Tiny Vipers/Kristen Ward, Triple Door* !
Goodness/Daniel G Harmann & The Trouble Starts, Tractor
The Classic Crime/A Change Of Pace/Lower Definition/Artist vs Poet, Showbox*
Hello Goodbye/Ace Enders/Never Shout Never, El Corazon*
Drive-By Truckers/The Hold Steady, Showbox SoDo
Deerhunter/Times New Viking/BARR, Neumo's*

The greatest MySpace "Friend Status" update I've ever read

Submitted by imaginary dana on November 14, 2007.

"BiLLy NiLLy wants to sew Lenny Kravitz's mouth to his butthole and feed him his own farts for the rest of time. Tickets go on sale today!"
31 minutes ago.

Brilliant!!!

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