Lily Allen is pregnant? That's insane. Luckily all of her clothes double as maternity wear.

despite all my efforts to the contrary, i love lily. apparently babies are, like, totally hot right now.

Babies Are VERY hot right now... even Britney's lil 16 year old sister wants one.

Being a spears and all.. of course she gets what she wants....

Dayum, I thought every family had ATLEAST one sane child...

In other breaking news, Erik Gonzalez is currently being detained at LAX. Early reports are citing a snafu in connecting flight scheduling, but I think a scandalous rumor would be more fun:

Gonzalez Engaged in Knife Fight with Kid Rock at LAX; Innocent Bystander Maimed

Or something to that affect.

has england been annexed by northern florida or something? sure, it's unwed pregnancies and courthouse disobedience now - tomorrow it'll be dazzey dukes, backyard wrestling, and breaking into the pharmacies to steal oxycontin. you are better than this, ldn!

I just read four stories about Jamie Lynn's prego-ness. I still don't get it. How do those Spears girls do it? They're so fertile they could surely make more money as surrogate moms than in showbiz.

i read the news about spears's little sister just a couple of moments ago on aol. holy shyte! what is nickelodeon going to do?!

And a year ago I would have thought it would be my BFF Amy Winehouse who was pregnant right alongside me... to find out instead it's Lily Allen and Jamie Lynn Spears??? Well, I'm disappointed but I can't say I'm surprised. After all, babies are VERY hot right now. Or so I read somewhere.

are families going to be hot in the immediate future?

O Dana @ 8. I really hope you're not saying that you think Amy Winehouse is more fit for motherhood than Lily Allen.

Even before Amy's problems with everything and all we had to go on was what we heard on Back to Black and Alright, Still, I'd still feel more comfortable leaving my imaginary children in Lily's care.

Lily Allen is pregnant? That's insane. Luckily all of her clothes double as maternity wear.

You should be on the shortlist for the 2008 Nobel Prize for Comedy for this comment.

Oh Grim, I'm so glad someone liked it. Who knew I'd be able to use that line so soon! Thanks Lily -- my longterm memory isn't what it used to be.

Ahh, poor Lily miscarried. I guess we're not going to find out what that child will grow up to be like.

Confidential to LA: if you want a shoulder to cry on, please call me.

And to top it off, Amy Winehouse is apparently doing crack now. No joke.

OMG Erik -- what a find... that's crazy. She makes Britney look on top of things.

Is there anything more boring than a crack addict? So predictable.

And guess who's in rehab now? Amy Winehouse!

Yeah, she'd have to be on crack to think blonde is a good color for her. Yiyiyi!