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Amy Winehouse arrested! Lily Allen pregnant!
Submitted by Erik Gonzalez on December 19, 2007.It's been a busy week for celebrity trainwrecks, what with all of Britney's court appearances (or lack thereof), her sister's teen pregnancy and all. And not to be left behind, a pair of the the most trashy of the UK starlets made headlines too!
Amy Winehouse got arrested for "perverting justice" after she was questioned by police in the case involving her husband and his attempt to pervert more justice.
Meanwhile, Lily Allen is pregnant! Not only that, she's pregnant with the child of her current boyfriend, Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers. Now that'll be an interesting child, let me tell you!
{Hat tip to the ever vigilant NME.com for these.}
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fat asian baby said on December 19, 2007:
despite all my efforts to the contrary, i love lily. apparently babies are, like, totally hot right now.
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Eddie B said on December 19, 2007:
Babies Are VERY hot right now... even Britney's lil 16 year old sister wants one.
Being a spears and all.. of course she gets what she wants....
Dayum, I thought every family had ATLEAST one sane child...
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imaginary ash said on December 19, 2007:
In other breaking news, Erik Gonzalez is currently being detained at LAX. Early reports are citing a snafu in connecting flight scheduling, but I think a scandalous rumor would be more fun:
Gonzalez Engaged in Knife Fight with Kid Rock at LAX; Innocent Bystander Maimed
Or something to that affect.
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cosby said on December 19, 2007:
has england been annexed by northern florida or something? sure, it's unwed pregnancies and courthouse disobedience now - tomorrow it'll be dazzey dukes, backyard wrestling, and breaking into the pharmacies to steal oxycontin. you are better than this, ldn!
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imaginary liz said on December 19, 2007:
I just read four stories about Jamie Lynn's prego-ness. I still don't get it. How do those Spears girls do it? They're so fertile they could surely make more money as surrogate moms than in showbiz.
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imaginary chona said on December 19, 2007:
i read the news about spears's little sister just a couple of moments ago on aol. holy shyte! what is nickelodeon going to do?!
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imaginary dana said on December 19, 2007:
And a year ago I would have thought it would be my BFF Amy Winehouse who was pregnant right alongside me... to find out instead it's Lily Allen and Jamie Lynn Spears??? Well, I'm disappointed but I can't say I'm surprised. After all, babies are VERY hot right now. Or so I read somewhere.
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ChrisB said on December 19, 2007:
O Dana @ 8. I really hope you're not saying that you think Amy Winehouse is more fit for motherhood than Lily Allen.
Even before Amy's problems with everything and all we had to go on was what we heard on Back to Black and Alright, Still, I'd still feel more comfortable leaving my imaginary children in Lily's care.
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The Grim said on December 20, 2007:
Lily Allen is pregnant? That's insane. Luckily all of her clothes double as maternity wear.
You should be on the shortlist for the 2008 Nobel Prize for Comedy for this comment.
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imaginary liz said on December 20, 2007:
Oh Grim, I'm so glad someone liked it. Who knew I'd be able to use that line so soon! Thanks Lily -- my longterm memory isn't what it used to be.
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ChrisB said on January 18, 2008:
Ahh, poor Lily miscarried. I guess we're not going to find out what that child will grow up to be like.
Confidential to LA: if you want a shoulder to cry on, please call me.
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Erik Gonzalez said on January 22, 2008:
And to top it off, Amy Winehouse is apparently doing crack now. No joke.
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imaginary liz said on January 22, 2008:
OMG Erik -- what a find... that's crazy. She makes Britney look on top of things.
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maxxie may said on January 22, 2008:
Is there anything more boring than a crack addict? So predictable.
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imaginary ash said on January 22, 2008:
Yeah, she'd have to be on crack to think blonde is a good color for her. Yiyiyi!
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imaginary liz said on December 19, 2007:
Lily Allen is pregnant? That's insane. Luckily all of her clothes double as maternity wear.