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American Idol: a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham?
Submitted by ChrisB on December 31, 2007.
OK, I admit it.
I've got a love/hate relationship with "American Idol" - how can anyone be anything less than ambivalent to a show that has given us both Kelly Clarkson and Sanjaya?
The seventh season is starting in a little over two weeks and has already started the blogs a-buzzing. Votefortheworst.com, the best source on all of the internets for weekly Idolatry, found that one contestant, a young woman in her mid-20s named Carly Hennessy, who is said to be a favorite of one of the show's producers to win it all this year.
Great, except that this is Hennessy's second time on the show (she was reportedly bounced from season 5 after not being able to get a visa, join the club).
We're all for second chances and all that, true - especially when the first chance is effed up by pencil-pushers in George Bush's government, but that isn't what makes this story interesting.
What makes this story interesting is that Hennessy was profiled in the Wall Street Journal almost 6 years ago because she has already been a project of a major label and was a colossal flop. MCA records spent over $2 million on her debut album, Ultimate High, and in its first three months of release sold 378 copies. Right now there are 137 used copies for sale on Amazon, starting at $.01.
So, the recording industry is trying to recover some of its losses for an expensive blunder by putting someone it failed to develop on national television every week. It is also hoping that not one of the millions of people who watches the show figures out how to use Google. I don't have any illusions that "American Idol" is the great talent search for people lacking show biz connections, but this is pretty damn blatant.
The again - how does that saying go? - no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the audience that made Clay Aiken a star. Or something like that.
Hat tip, as usual, goes to Idolator.
Erik Gonzalez said on December 31, 2007:
Um. Can America finally admit to itself that all these reality shows are fakes and scripted? That would make me much happier. Until then, I'll continue to ignore any of these "contests".
randy said on January 1, 2008:
Yeah, never watched even one minute of any of these shows, and never bought or even stole one minute of music from any of the winners or losers. I guess I've been missing out on a whole lot, huh?
Hoss said on January 4, 2008:
Actually, yes, you are missing out. While I don't kid myself about the integrity of the show, I have enjoyed American Idol from time to time. Taking singers and having them change genres every week is a pretty damn interesting concept, in my opinion. How many of our favorite artists could crossover to another style of music? To me, that's the funnest part of the show, watching singers trying to stretch themselves and perform well in a genre they're not comfortable with. Beyond that, though, I don't much care for the show.
Tim Hanken said on December 31, 2007:
I believe the technical term is "travashamockery".