Tonight in Seattle:  

Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: Lands Farther East

Lands Farther East. Photo by Summer.

at YMCA Fusion Cafe

The two things that I found most notable were that 1) They played with their backs to us and 2) In their second song, they had a drumbeat that strongly resembled a part from my favorite Sigur Rós song, "hún jörð."

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Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: In Praise of Folly

at YMCA Fusion Cafe

A full 100% of the band was visually cute... and their sound was untainted boy next door...

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The Fire Theft

The Fire Theft. Photo from MySpace.

at Graceland

For my inaugural imaginary review I've been given the distinguished task of reviewing The Fire Theft's first public performance.

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Imaginary Lorenzo for President: He's Lump.

Presidents of the United States of America, I know actual Presidents of the United States of America, and you, Senator, are no Presidents of the United States of America.

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He's Into Porn. Literally.

Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard

Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard

I think you should brain him with an iron, then throw fire ants in his face. Do you want to watch a PORNO that I made with my ex? What a JACKASS.

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